Al Gore, Barack Obama....and Charlie Manson!

It just doesn't get any better than this, folks!

So.....on the anniversary of the notorious Manson cult killings (perhaps, also, in celebration of a certain upcoming stupid-Liberal event, "Earth Day"), Charlie has broken his silence.

His topic? His rant? His overriding concern?

GLOBAL WARMING!

Ranted Manson:

"Everyone’s God and if we don’t wake up to that there’s going to be no weather because our polar caps are melting because we’re doing bad things to the atmosphere.
If we don’t change that as rapidly as I’m speaking to you now, if we don’t put the green back on the planet and put the trees back that we’ve butchered, if we don’t go to war against the problem..."....Charlie just sort of trailed off after that....

But, in all honesty, he's more logical, more lucid and frankly makes more sense than Al Gore!


Hirota: chortling....

"All the Queen's ribs"

PLEASE....stop griping about dumb ol' Michelle Obama's rib fest! I'm DONE hearing about it.

Who cares, at this point, that she, as the "obesity queen", is also a hypocrite? Gosh....she's a Liberal and a hypocrite.....THAT'S NEWS??? And, who cares that, already, her school lunch program is failing (especially with those kids in Wisconsin)? Gee....a program, designed by a Liberal, is failing.....THAT'S NEWS????

What most people have clearly failed to consider is whether Michelle has purchased "obesity credits" (kinda like goofy Al Gore's "carbon credits"). So, just maybe....Michelle has purchased stocks in "24 Hour Fitness", or purchased "lard subsidies", in order to offset her her own, personal, "porkulus"...

Hey Liberals: want to make BILLIONS (just like stupid ol' Al)? Start a "obesity credit" company...

Hirota:out! (...for a burger)