Please, God......(my prayer for today...)

Please, O Lord, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let this be a ruse....a feint....

If you've been reading, watching or listening-to Liberal media outlets, you're no doubt aware of Obama's brilliant strategy for handling Syria.

And, certainly, you're aware of Obama's remarkable "calming of the raging seas" handling of Congress....

However, if you've been reading, watching or listening-to any other media outlet, you've instead been hearing the truth:

Our bumbling-circus-clown-in-chief is at it again.

Now that he's painted himself (and America) into a corner with Syria, he desperately seeks a way out and, even now, is doing what he does best: nothing. (Well....to be fair, he DOES know how to be IMMEDIATELY decisive when it comes to butchering the unborn....). 

So, NOW he's "seeking Congressional approval" after he stated flatly that no such approval is necessary (remember when he, along with all Liberaldom condemned Bush, accusing him of not seeking Congressional approval for Iraq?) Evidently, to Liberals, when you get nearly unanimous Congressional approval, it actually mean "didn't get approval"; however, when you don't seek Congressional approval, it means "you're our Lord and Savior".

Obama's new grand strategy?

Here goes:

1. Insert thumb. Give Congress a nice Labor Day Holiday. They can think about a war resolution when they come back and are nice and rested.

2. Golf. (Which is what he did immediately after his announcement)

3. Tell Congress to approve attack plan.

4. If Congress fails to approve, go it alone....a unilateral attack (remember when Liberals condemned Bush, accusing him of a unilateral attack on Iraq? I guess "largest coalition in history" means "go it alone" to Liberals...)

5. If Syria retaliates by lobbing weapons into Israel? No plan.

6. If Iran steps in? No plan.

7. If Iran attack Israel in retaliation? No plan.

8. If Assad resumes WMD attacks after the air strikes? No plan.

9. If terrorist cells in America are activated and conduct missions IN AMERICA, in retaliation? No plan.

Folks, the Democrats, led by our Savior-in-Chief and evangelized by the media, is in full damage control mode; trying to prove that they are hawks to both Americans as well as the world.

So, please, God, let this be a ruse. Let this be a feint. Let this be a trick to put our enemies at ease while we prepare to hammer them. Let this be a grand feint; let them think that we are bumbling fools, then bomb the living crap out of them. Let them think there's lots of time to hide. Let them think we are indecisive; while, secretly, the decision has already been made, carriers put in place to carry out a HUGE, aggressive, put-this-in-your-pipe-and-smoke-it campaign, demonstrating, once again, that America REMAINS the greatest world power in history; go against her and you're going to get thumped......HARD. Mistreat one of her allies, and you're going to receive it....IMMEDIATELY.

Because, folks, it's either that, or the Democrats ARE bumbling idiots; without a clue about how to deal with a leader who just painted them ALL into a corner (just like Kennedy....which is WHY we ended up with the Cuban missile crisis...).

While I'm praying for the former, I fully expect the latter, since the latter reflects the history, not only of Obama, but of the Democratic Party.

Hirota: out.

BTW....

Now, normally, I'd be ALL for taking it to Bashar Assad's regime.

That idiot, along with a few other psychos-in-chiefs (North Korea, Iran.....), needs to be completely removed from the playing field. Permanently.

HOWEVER, I'm not a real big believer in such actions when the people in charge are incompetent idiots. And, make NO mistake, the people in charge ARE incompetent idiots.

This administration couldn't command a raft in a bathtub...they'd ALL drown.

And, truly, it's not about America looking stupid (we elected him twice....we're already there).

It's about placing great men and women in harm's way, when a) there's no plan, b) there's no backup and c) these same incompetent idiots will end up blaming and condemning those great men and women, irrespective of whether the mission is a success.

With respect to our heroic men and women in uniform, Democrats have ALWAYS been good for only one thing:

Condemnation.

You want to WIN? Put a Conservative in charge.

THEN, the world will NEVER have to worry about Assad again....

Hirota: out.

I smell a photo op coming.....

Remember Dukakis in a tank, trying to look like a hawk?

Or....how about Hillary, Obama and others in the situation room, viewing the raid on bin Laden...all of THEM tying to look like hawks?

Hollywood does the same thing, you know....

Arnold, in some movies, plays a cyborg.

Damon plays a bad-ass human lethal weapon.

Madonna plays....uh....well....herself: a trollop with a mattress strapped to her back (and a mentor to Britney and Miley)

Well....now we've got the mostly-plastic Pelosi pretending to be a hawk; rallying Congress and beating the drums of war (after all....God forbid Obama act unilaterally...you know....like Bush was accused of doing).

A "411" to idiot Liberals:

- Arnold ISN'T really a cyborg.
- Damon ISN'T really a bad ass human lethal weapon.
- Madonna....well...ok, you got me there.....

.....and NONE of these Democrats are hawks.

But hey...even I understand that "gutless, POS coward" doesn't really translate well as a photo-op....

Hirota: out.

Idiots-of-the-month award

Clearly a student of the Constitutional scholar Cameron Diaz, who famously said:

"We have a voice now, and we're not using it, and women have so much to lose. I mean, we could lose the right to our bodies. We could lo--if you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote. But if you think that you have a right to your body, and you have a right to say what happens to you and fight off that danger of losing that, then you should vote, and those are the..it's your voice. It's your voice, that's your right."

LIBERAL DEMOCRAT Luis Gutierrez stated:

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2013/08/29/Dem-Rep-Women-Will-Get-Raped-Unless-We-Pass-Immigration-Reform

So....just to put things into perspective (something that Liberal voters WON'T be doing....), Gutierrez is only concerned about illegal aliens being raped, etc.

He couldn't care less about THE AMERICANS WHO ARE BEING RAPED BY ILLEGAL ALIENS.

BTW.....

The "idiot of the month" award goes to:

Every person who voted for Gutierrez, along with every person NOT doing enough to vote him out.

Hirota: out.

MLK

LOTS of chatter about Martin Luther King march.

(Did you know that the nation's ONLY black Senator WASN'T invited to speak? Of course, he IS a Republican......an "Uncle Tom", and "Oreo", a "house nigger" to Democrats).

Although I haven't read ALL the commentary, I'm fairly sure that the one, TRUE, KEY speculation about how Dr. King would view America today (go look up the idiot Carter's remarks, for just of taste of the "stupid") WASN'T mentioned....

If Dr. King were around today, THIS is what he'd say.....and he'd say it STRAIGHT to Democrats:

"Uh......that's NOT what I said".

Hirota: out.

Just how stupid ARE you????

So....fast food workers are striking; demanding higher wages (FOR WHAT?????) and the option to unionize.

Um......

Perhaps someone should tell them that when unemployment is at historic highs (and growing), this means that there are a LOT of people out of work....people who would LOVE to have their job.

Perhaps someone should remind them that the skill set required for their job is pretty much zero.

Perhaps someone should remind them that, as minimum wage increases, so does unemployment.

Perhaps.....just perhaps.....the unions will educate them.....

(snicker)

Hirota: out.

Did you hear?

The supremely hostile Rachel Maddow's show is sinking like the Titanic.

In fact, her show is falling off the cliff even faster than her MSNBC masters'!

So....let's reason this out like Liberals:

Rachel is bombing.

Her viewing audience is nearly 100% extremist Liberal.

ONLY conclusion possible:

Liberals hate lesbians.

Turds

So, now that Obama and Kerry have (snicker) taken a firm, decisively indecisive, nuanced stand on Syria's use of chemical weapons, the REST of the world has begun to demonstrate the close, positive relationships started by Hillary and developed by Kerry:

THEY ARE HEADING FOR THE HILLS.

EVERYONE is backing away from America.

Obama and Kerry: two turds in the pool.

Hirota: out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa

http://www.wnd.com/2013/08/intended-knockout-game-victim-shoots-back/?cat_orig=us

The only downside?

The P.O.S. perp lived.

Hirota: out

A couple questions for the chicken hawk....

So, Barry.....

With regard to your 2-3 day airstrike on Syria....

- What happens when (not 'if'....WHEN) Syria, after your airstrike, resumes their use of chemical weapons?

- What happens if Syria, in reaction to your airstrike, decides to "retaliate" by lobbing some weapons into Israel? (.....NOT that you give a rat's ass about Israel...).

- What happens when (not 'if'...WHEN) Iran steps in the aid and defend Syria and starts to take war shots at your fighters and bombers?

Of course, I realize that you have absolutely NO idea how to answer these questions, since I seriously doubt you've even considered them....

Hirota: out.