You'd think that Paul Ryan would be PRAISED by dumpy ol' Michelle. After all, she IS the official national food nanny....
But...nope. instead, Ryan, who is VERY healthy, is being made-fun-of by the media; who is apoplectic about his abs....
Odd.....
Hirota: out.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Monday, August 20, 2012
Joe...
Can someone PLEASE explain to me WHY there's so much talk about Joe Biden? You'd think that, after ALL these years, "the people" would finally get it.....
Joe Biden is an idiot. He's very decidely NOT smart. He's about the dullest knife in the drawer. If you doubled his IQ, it STILL wouldn't hit triple digits....
So....WHY does that really surprise anyone?
After all, here's a guy who Liberal pols and pundits say is every bit as nuanced and sagely as any Kennedy, Obama, Pelosi,, Reid, either Clinton or Jimma Carter.
And, folks.....make NO mistake.....those Liberal pols and pundits ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
Joe, in all his eloquence (heck, at least he's able to speak without a Teleprompter...), says EXACTLY what EVERY Liberal says......he just doesn't attempt to mince words.
His "put y'all back in chains" is no less offensive or revealing than Robert Byrd's "white nigger" comments.
His "20th century" gaffe is certainly no worse than Obama's "57 states" gaffe, is it?
Folks, Joe Biden IS THE ULTIMATE LIBERAL!
He's an abysmally stupid, misinformed dunce whom other Liberals praise as a GOD! My lord, they elevated him to the #2 post in the country! THAT is how much they lionize the man!
And yet, he remains JUST a Liberal: stupid, ignorant, misinformed.
Hirota: out.
Joe Biden is an idiot. He's very decidely NOT smart. He's about the dullest knife in the drawer. If you doubled his IQ, it STILL wouldn't hit triple digits....
So....WHY does that really surprise anyone?
After all, here's a guy who Liberal pols and pundits say is every bit as nuanced and sagely as any Kennedy, Obama, Pelosi,, Reid, either Clinton or Jimma Carter.
And, folks.....make NO mistake.....those Liberal pols and pundits ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
Joe, in all his eloquence (heck, at least he's able to speak without a Teleprompter...), says EXACTLY what EVERY Liberal says......he just doesn't attempt to mince words.
His "put y'all back in chains" is no less offensive or revealing than Robert Byrd's "white nigger" comments.
His "20th century" gaffe is certainly no worse than Obama's "57 states" gaffe, is it?
Folks, Joe Biden IS THE ULTIMATE LIBERAL!
He's an abysmally stupid, misinformed dunce whom other Liberals praise as a GOD! My lord, they elevated him to the #2 post in the country! THAT is how much they lionize the man!
And yet, he remains JUST a Liberal: stupid, ignorant, misinformed.
Hirota: out.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
MORE proof....
A news report today revealed that a shooting took place at the Family Research Council in Washington, DC. The FRC, a Christian Conservative center, was targeted by an idiot who claimed, just before he opened fire, that he disagreed with the Council's beliefs.
This, of course, make this idiot a Liberal.
Which reinforces the only REAL gun truth:
The ONLY time that guns are not safe...
...IS WHEN THEY ARE IN THE HANDS OF LIBERALS.
Hirota: out.
This, of course, make this idiot a Liberal.
Which reinforces the only REAL gun truth:
The ONLY time that guns are not safe...
...IS WHEN THEY ARE IN THE HANDS OF LIBERALS.
Hirota: out.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
The Liberal Olympics
Since the opening ceremony of this years' Olympiad was nothing more than a praise and worship service for Socialism, I thought it might be nice, in the spirit of fairness (Liberal fairness, that is), to apply Liberalism to the Olympic games.
Some friendly suggestions:
- Irrespective of who crosses the finish line first, ALL participants are to receive Gold Medals, since they ALL are equal and are equally deserving of award and, those who finished last in the race should not have to feel like they lost. Rather, they should regarded as Gold Medalists for their desire to achieve.
- In the spirit of Affirmative Action, ethnicities must be required to be in the correct proportions in each event or heat. Although this would NO DOUBT pose serious issues in events such as the various sprints, basketball, etc, it is more important that everyone receives the fairness to which they are entitled.
- In the spirit of "women's rights", there will no longer be "men's events" and "women's events". ALL sexes, including "transgendered" (which now, by law, will be required to be represented), will compete as one group. And, of course, at the conclusion of each event, ALL participants will be awarded Gold Medals.
- Swimming events will be eliminated, as this represents a waste of water, a precious natural resource.
- Sponsorships by ANY organization/company/corporation will now be banned, as it does nothing but feed the "1%".
- With regard to NBC, the handlers of the TV market for the Olympics, they will now be required to:
a. Share, without charge, ALL footage of the games
b. Share, with ALL other networks, their profits
c. Share, with ALL other networks, their sponsorships
You see, it's unfair that NBC makes all this money from the Olympic games. In the spirit of fairness, the will now share EVERYTHING.
There.
There are a few suggestions that will make for a FAR more "fair" Olympics.
Hirota: out
PS: aren't you glad that the Olympics AREN'T Liberal?????
Some friendly suggestions:
- Irrespective of who crosses the finish line first, ALL participants are to receive Gold Medals, since they ALL are equal and are equally deserving of award and, those who finished last in the race should not have to feel like they lost. Rather, they should regarded as Gold Medalists for their desire to achieve.
- In the spirit of Affirmative Action, ethnicities must be required to be in the correct proportions in each event or heat. Although this would NO DOUBT pose serious issues in events such as the various sprints, basketball, etc, it is more important that everyone receives the fairness to which they are entitled.
- In the spirit of "women's rights", there will no longer be "men's events" and "women's events". ALL sexes, including "transgendered" (which now, by law, will be required to be represented), will compete as one group. And, of course, at the conclusion of each event, ALL participants will be awarded Gold Medals.
- Swimming events will be eliminated, as this represents a waste of water, a precious natural resource.
- Sponsorships by ANY organization/company/corporation will now be banned, as it does nothing but feed the "1%".
- With regard to NBC, the handlers of the TV market for the Olympics, they will now be required to:
a. Share, without charge, ALL footage of the games
b. Share, with ALL other networks, their profits
c. Share, with ALL other networks, their sponsorships
You see, it's unfair that NBC makes all this money from the Olympic games. In the spirit of fairness, the will now share EVERYTHING.
There.
There are a few suggestions that will make for a FAR more "fair" Olympics.
Hirota: out
PS: aren't you glad that the Olympics AREN'T Liberal?????
Hey Romney.....
Let's say, for moment, that dumb ol' Harry Reid is right; that Romney hasn't paid taxes in the last ten years.
Fine. COMPLETELY unsubstantiated, but fine (remember, this is a typical Liberal tactic used the likes of Howard "HEEEEYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Dean, when attempting to start rumors about President Bush).
So, anyway, if it IS true about the Romney/tax thingy, this can ONLY lead to one conclusion:
Romney is now one step closer to eligibility within the Democratic Party (recall: how many appointees of Obama's were tossed for being tax dodgers? Then there's Charlie Rangel. Then there's Geithner....blah blah blah....)
For FULL qualification, though, Romney will have to be arrested and convicted of some horrific crime.
THEN......watch out: Romney will be a GOD to Liberals!!
Hirota: out
Fine. COMPLETELY unsubstantiated, but fine (remember, this is a typical Liberal tactic used the likes of Howard "HEEEEYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Dean, when attempting to start rumors about President Bush).
So, anyway, if it IS true about the Romney/tax thingy, this can ONLY lead to one conclusion:
Romney is now one step closer to eligibility within the Democratic Party (recall: how many appointees of Obama's were tossed for being tax dodgers? Then there's Charlie Rangel. Then there's Geithner....blah blah blah....)
For FULL qualification, though, Romney will have to be arrested and convicted of some horrific crime.
THEN......watch out: Romney will be a GOD to Liberals!!
Hirota: out
WARNING: Language
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop calling Harry Reid "Dirty Harry"!
Remember: "Dirty Harry" (the character played by Clint Eastwood) is a SERIOUS badass! This is a guy who kicked ass and then....MAYBE....took names. Here's a guy who understood the difference between good and evil; right and wrong.
Then there's Harry Reid. He ISN'T a badass. He is an asshole. A coward. A person who deliberately tries to blur the line between right and wrong.
Get the difference?
Badass vs asshole.
In fact, perhaps Harry ought to have THIS name, which is FARRRRRR more accurate and appropriate:
Harry Sphincter.
Hirota: out.
Remember: "Dirty Harry" (the character played by Clint Eastwood) is a SERIOUS badass! This is a guy who kicked ass and then....MAYBE....took names. Here's a guy who understood the difference between good and evil; right and wrong.
Then there's Harry Reid. He ISN'T a badass. He is an asshole. A coward. A person who deliberately tries to blur the line between right and wrong.
Get the difference?
Badass vs asshole.
In fact, perhaps Harry ought to have THIS name, which is FARRRRRR more accurate and appropriate:
Harry Sphincter.
Hirota: out.
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