Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Chaulk another one up for science!

So....scientists are reporting that they are tantalizingly close to seeing the "god particle".

Together, everyone: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO......AHHHHHHHHHH"....

The "god particle"....as in "defining "God" as a scientifically-measurably event....

So cute: Liberals and scientists desperately trying to debunk God...

(Hint: scientists, you're likely to find that particle right between "the gay gene" and the "proof of Global Warming data", on the shelf marked "UFO's, unicorns and other fantasies"....THAT'S where it's hiding...)

Hirota: laughing.

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