Veep

I think I've figured out a way for Romney not only to just win this election, but to create a landslide such as election history has never seen!

And, it all has to do with who he picks for Veep.

Before I mention a name, though, it's important to get a couple things on the table...

1. Veeps are chosen rarely on their accomplishments, but rather their political "pull". It's all part of a carefully-laid-out strategy to garner as much of the voting populace as possible.

2. Veeps, once in office, do pretty much nothing. They influence nothing. On occasion, they send up "trial balloons for the President.  Think Al Gore or Joe Biden. What did they accomplish while Veep? Nothing.

So, with these two things in mind, here's MY suggestion for Romney's Veep:

Hillary.

Let's face it: Obama would be done. COMPLETELY.

Hirota: out.