A note to Clay

First of all, congratulations on your push toward Congress! We NEED more people like Al Franken in office! I swear, there's just NOT enough serious ass-kicking in the halls of law.

But, on to your comments about how you'd like to punch Sarah Palin in the face....

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2014/05/21/Congressional-candidate-clay-aiken-wanted-to-punch-ann-coulter-in-the-face

A couple pieces of advice:

1. A guy taking a shot at a woman ISN'T a sign of manhood (and, God knows, you can use all the man-points you can get)

2. If you ARE planning to punch Sarah in the face, here's how you gotta do it:

    - Sneak up behind her.
    - Round-house her....round house her with all the fury that your testosterone-free body can muster.

'Cuz, let's be real:

    - If you attempt to approach here from the front, she's going to kick your useless ass and pound you into the ground.

    - If you DO go after her, you'd BETTER make sure to take her down in one. Because if you don't, she's going to kick your useless ass......and pound you into the ground.

    - When you DO go after her, you'd better wear your track shoes, because, even in high heels, she will easily outrun you, kick your useless ass.....and pound you into the ground.

   - Oh...and btw.....Sarah knows how to shoot guns.....REALLY WELL.

Hirota: out.