Holy crap, who's NEXT?????

Lincoln.
Kennedy (Jack....not his loser brother)
Truman.
Reagan.
Roosevelt.
Clinton.

Is there ANYONE left who Obama (or his throngs of mindless worshippers) HASN'T compared himself to????

To be sure, he seems only to compare himself to the GOOD attributes of these folks (you know...kinda like he only identifies with his black half....). Curiously, he DOESN'T identify with...oh....say.....Kennedy's drug addiction (while President) or his penchant for hookers (in the White House). Nor does he compare himself to the part of Lincoln that neglected to hold Northern slave-holding states to the same standard as Southern slave-holding states. Nor does he liken himself to the "let's enjoy a cigar, Monica" part of Clinton...

Well....since he may be in need of more comparisons, I thought I'd do my civic duty....in support of my President.....

How about:

Genghis Khan (he was an.....'explorer')
Richard Speck (he believed in healthcare)
Josef Stalin (he built lots of schools)
Pol Pot (he believed in children's rights)
Jimmy Carter (uh...no comment)
Nero (he was a musician)
Benedict Arnold (he was a brilliant military leader)
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg (they were very smart)
Charles Manson (he was a community organizer)
Adolf Hitler (he was a supporter of animal rights)
Ted Bundy (he was good looking)
Ted Kaszinsky (he was against big corporations)

There.....I feel better about supporting my President now......

Ya know.....I'd like to offer YOU a chance to support Obama, too.....so...please...let's hear YOUR suggestions about who Obama should liken himself to.

Hirota: out!