Wednesday, September 14, 2011

A pleasant....VERY pleasant...start to the day

BIG news in New York, folks! (Keep in mind that today will ALSO be "opposite day" for Liberals).

Anthony Weiner's seat (I hope they wiped it down) has been won by....A REPUBLICAN!

Republican Bob Turner, political newbie, defeated Democrat David Weprin, political hack in what can only be described (by anyone with intellectual honesty, which automatically counts Liberals out) as a stunning slam on the Democratic Party.

With most districts reporting, Turner was leading 54% to Weprin's 46%. Now, in the actual, real world, that is a "mandate", a "slam dunk", a "clear message", a "cataclysm". Of course, to Democrats, it'll be reported (IF reported at all) as "a statistical glitch", "a typical vote", "obvious voter intimidation", "racism", "religious persecution", "Bush's fault".

But here's the reality, folks:

This vote IS a mandate, without question. And this mandate offers a couple VERY real lessons:

- The 2010 election continues, which is GOOD news for Conservatives. Now, let's make NO mistake: Turner AIN'T no Conservative. BUT, in his home district, ANYTHING to the right of Mao and Stalin is considered "Conservative".

- In a district that is 40% Jewish, for Weprin, a Jewish, Liberal and Democrat, this is a STUNNING defeat, especially given the fact that, astonishingly, most Jews vote Liberal Democrat (WTF?!)

Get ready, folks, for the media blitz that's about to happen.

You are about to witness a remarkable machine in action.

Anyone with a modicum of common sense will conclude, from this election, that SUCH a stunning defeat was clearly a message straight to the Oval Office. The media will be working overtime to dissuade you from that notion...

....it's Bush's fault.

....it's the economy, caused by Republicans fighting the jobs bill, the debt limit, the stimulus, abortion....whatever.

...it's Weiner's fault (this actually sounds good, but certainly isn't the case.....after all, look how many times Ted Kennedy got re-elected...)

...it's the was, caused by Republicans.

...it's the hurricanes.

...it's the earthquake in DC.

Folks, pay careful attention to the media regarding this election.

Watch the three-ring circus.

Hirota: out.

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