Mary Hayashi, DEMOCRAT-California State Assembly, was arrested today for felony grand theft.
Seems as Hayashi "accidently" walked out of a Nieman Marcus with $5000.00 worth fo clothing. According to her spokesperson, Hayashi, who, by the way, chairs the Assembly Business, Professions and Consumer Protection Committee (no....really....I'm not making this up), was distracted because she was on the phone when she walked FIVE GRAND worth of clothing past several checkstands and out the door.
Here's how it'll play out:
- Hayashi WON'T be convicted of theft. PERIOD.
- She'll receive an official apology from Nieman Marcus, who'll be forced to pay punitive damages to Hayashi.
- She'll then get a made-for-TV movie based on the incident. It'll star a black, Rosa-Parks-ish woman, who will be falsely accused of theft by white Christian Conservative cops, while she ran out of the store, attempting to save the life of an underprivileged Hispanic paraplegic Muslim girl.
- She'll parlay this movie into a US Congressional seat.
- Then, in 2016, be a Vice Presidential Candidate (running along side Hillary Clinton).
Oh....BTW....did I mention that Hayashi is A DEMOCRAT? Which, of course, means that this crime is just par for the course for Democrats...move along, people...nothing to see....
Hirota: out.
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