Liberals are eagerly awaiting identification of the charred remains found in the mountain cabin, where psycho Chris Dorner was holed up.
Eagerly awaiting, because this situation has provided a reason for Liberals to riot.
Think about this.....(which means, put your Liberal thinking cap on):
- Dorner is black. Just like Dr. Martin Luther King and OJ.
- He was holed up in a cabin. Abe Lincoln was born in a cabin.
- Dorner is black. Just like Tawana Brawley and Tookie Williams.
- The cabin was burned. The KKK used to burn crosses (which were, like the cabin, made of wood).
- Dorner was killed on a mountain. Jesus spent some time on a mountain.
- The cabin was made of wood. The cross of Jesus was made of wood.
- Dorner is black. Slaves in America were black.
- Did I mention that Dorner is black?
Based on their keen investigatory and evidence-interpretation skills, Liberals will conclude that the killing of Dorner is kind of like killing "Abraham Jesus Luther-King Tookie Brawley".
To Liberals, this is CONCLUSIVE proof that this is nothing more than a racist lynching, perpetrated in the small sense by bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobic Republican cops and, in the large sense, by a fundamentally racist America.
So.....they'll riot.
And why not? That's what Liberals do....when they're not busy butchering the unborn, enslaving blacks or preventing women from voting...
Hirota: out.
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