Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Prepare for the riots.....

Liberals are eagerly awaiting identification of the charred remains found in the mountain cabin, where psycho Chris Dorner was holed up.

Eagerly awaiting, because this situation has provided a reason for Liberals to riot.

Think about this.....(which means, put your Liberal thinking cap on):

- Dorner is black. Just like Dr. Martin Luther King and OJ.
- He was holed up in a cabin. Abe Lincoln was born in a cabin.
- Dorner is black. Just like Tawana Brawley and Tookie Williams.
- The cabin was burned. The KKK used to burn crosses (which were, like the cabin, made of wood).
- Dorner was killed on a mountain. Jesus spent some time on a mountain.
- The cabin was made of wood. The cross of Jesus was made of wood.
- Dorner is black. Slaves in America were black.

- Did I mention that Dorner is black?

Based on their keen investigatory and evidence-interpretation skills, Liberals will conclude that the killing of Dorner is kind of like killing "Abraham Jesus Luther-King Tookie Brawley".

To Liberals, this is CONCLUSIVE proof that this is nothing more than a racist lynching, perpetrated in the small sense by bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobic Republican cops and, in the large sense, by a fundamentally racist America.

So.....they'll riot.

And why not? That's what Liberals do....when they're not busy butchering the unborn, enslaving blacks or preventing women from voting...

Hirota: out.

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