Parts one and two: done and done!

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/09/21/Bill-Clinton-s-Mistress-Bill-Told-Me-Hillary-Is-Bisexual

Going forward into her inevitable run for 2016, Hillary will ALSO be:

- Black
- Hispanic
- Asian
- Transgender
- Homosexual
- Heterosexual
- Joe Biden
- Paraplegic
- Quadriplegic
- Catholic
- Jewish
- Islamic
- Single
- Single mother
- Married to a black man
- Married to a black woman
- Daughter of a mixed marriage
- Named after a famous dubstep song
- Named after a famous gangster rap song
- Daughter of slaves
- Devoutly religious
- Agnostic
- Atheist

(please forgive me if I missed a voting block....)

Hirota: out.