Friday, October 18, 2013

Some advice for Barry....

Dear Barack,

According to Jay Carney, Minister of Information, you are "disappointed" with the results, so far, of the Obamacare rollout.

And disappointed you should be!

But, let's make sure, as a true believer and, according to your own followers, the Son of God, that you focus your disappointment on the REAL issues with Obamacare.

1. Is it the 2700 page document itself which, to date, NO elected Democrat, including yourself, has read? Nope.

2. Is it the 10+ year old computer system, which not only doesn't work, but requires constant, massive maintenance? Nope.

3. Is it the VASTLY incorrect predictions of lowered premiums? Nope.

4. Is it the 11+ MILLION words of other restrictions/qualifiers/other language, NOT included in the Bill itself? Nope.

Here's the REAL problem:

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

Yup......THEY are the ones screwing everything up.

They complain.

They get frustrated after spending 17 hours trying to navigate the computer system, only to give up when it ultimately doesn't work.

They try to access the system, and get shut down (CERTAINLY their own fault)

Since you ARE God, you should do what you've done in the past (if you need a reminder, read the Old Testament) when people show SUCH contempt and un-appreciation for your great deeds:

SMITE THEM.

SMITE THEM TO HELL!

Shut off their electricity. Shut off their water. Cut off their food stamps. AND their Social Security. AND their free schooling.

BRING THEM TO THEIR KNEES AND REMIND THEM WHO IS REALLY IN CHARGE, DAMMIT!

Anyway......that's just my humble opinion which, on bended knees, groveling, I lay at your merciful feet.

Hirota: out.

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