Friday, February 25, 2011

"All the Queen's ribs"

PLEASE....stop griping about dumb ol' Michelle Obama's rib fest! I'm DONE hearing about it.

Who cares, at this point, that she, as the "obesity queen", is also a hypocrite? Gosh....she's a Liberal and a hypocrite.....THAT'S NEWS??? And, who cares that, already, her school lunch program is failing (especially with those kids in Wisconsin)? Gee....a program, designed by a Liberal, is failing.....THAT'S NEWS????

What most people have clearly failed to consider is whether Michelle has purchased "obesity credits" (kinda like goofy Al Gore's "carbon credits"). So, just maybe....Michelle has purchased stocks in "24 Hour Fitness", or purchased "lard subsidies", in order to offset her her own, personal, "porkulus"...

Hey Liberals: want to make BILLIONS (just like stupid ol' Al)? Start a "obesity credit" company...

Hirota:out! (...for a burger)

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