Prediction

In case you haven't heard, there's a Presidential election coming up next year.

And while ALL the rage seems to be focused on a) Sarah Palin apoplexy and b) Michelle Bachman apoplexy (hey....I think I'm seeing a theme here...), no one seems to be paying attention to poor ol' Barack (of course, why on earth WOULD they....Jeez...who needs pills to cure insomnia...???)

Anyway, with regard to Barack and Biden ("Team mope and dope"), I predict that Biden will be resigning his post as Veep, a post at which he's achieved the highest standards of "doing absolutely nothing".

Let's face it, folks....just being black AIN'T gonna do it for idiot Liberals this time around! After all.....what, on God's green earth, are they going to do if Herman Cain gets the nod??? AND, God forbid, what if the Republican ticket ends up looking like Cain/Bachman or Bachman/Cain???? That could spell BIGGGGGG trouble for Liberals, who vote ONLY by gender or skin color.

With this in mind, I HAVE to assume they're strategizing away.....and I am reasonably certain that I know who'll take Biden's place.

Criterea for Biden's replacement will include:

- NEARLY non-existent legislative record
- Can be the subject of media masturbation as "a hero" (when the announcement is made, expect LOTS of retrospectives and, perhaps, a made-for-tv movie.....NONE of which will review legislative history)
- Held an actual "job" at some point (VERY difficult to find in the Democratic Party)
- Can be viewed as "having been persecuted by Republicans" by the press
- Is smarter than Biden (kind of a "gimme", really...)

Who'll be the pick? Easy.....

Gabrielle Giffords

Count on it!

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