Yeah....right.....

So, there're a couple headlines that got my attention today:

Poll: Americans Think Santa Votes Democrat

Federal Judge Says North Carolina's Choose Life License Plates are Unconstitutional

To the first.....

 

This is like all the idiot Liberals with bumper stickers that read, "Jesus was a Liberal"....

I can just imagine it.....Jesus....a Liberal, pro-abortion, pro-tax, pro-discrimination, gutless, spineless racist.

 

And now Santa, who OBVIOUSLY grants federally-funded handouts to ONLY the poor, while taking from the wealthy; Santa, who regularly performs abortions who, like other Liberals, keeps his money hidden (in the North Pole) in order to avoid paying taxes (that he voted for).....

 

....Yep....that certainly sounds like the Jesus and Santa I know......

To the second....

It's been ruled unconstitutional to have a pro-life license plate. The judge says that it WOULD be constitutional IF there were also pro-ABORTION plates available.

First Amendment aside, I'm actually good with this....

Let's see.....

How about "butcher a child and proclaim your independence"?

Or, "kill an unborn for Jesus"?

Or, "there WOULD be a baby on board, but it was aborted"?

Or, "honk if you've butchered an unborn child"?

Or, "why stop before birth? they're easier to kill when they are out!"?

I like ALL of these.....

Just a reminder, folks: Roe v Wade celebration day is coming up in January.....I believe it's a national holiday for Liberals (who probably aren't working anyway.....)

Hirota: out.